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I refrained from saying anything, but there is a person on my flist that I read for a very specific reason (ie, I don't know them in rl or even pseudo rl at all) whose eyeballs I want to poke out with forks.
They're the only person I've run across in fandom that I want to start a wank on. It's the kid at the back of the room in the black velvet cloak reading Goethe, honestly, it's pretentious and annoying and as I said, I read them for a reason that I can't get away from.
But damn, if I could, I would. I needs me an algorithm that will tell me what I want to know and then I'll have extra time to kill puppies with.
Let's see who defriends over that. And when you do, tell me so that I know it was over the puppy killing or over the fact that you think I'm talking about you.
At least that way I can rebut.
Because I don't kill puppies, I kill kittens. But I still hate you.
They're the only person I've run across in fandom that I want to start a wank on. It's the kid at the back of the room in the black velvet cloak reading Goethe, honestly, it's pretentious and annoying and as I said, I read them for a reason that I can't get away from.
But damn, if I could, I would. I needs me an algorithm that will tell me what I want to know and then I'll have extra time to kill puppies with.
Let's see who defriends over that. And when you do, tell me so that I know it was over the puppy killing or over the fact that you think I'm talking about you.
At least that way I can rebut.
Because I don't kill puppies, I kill kittens. But I still hate you.
