Okay, so this time I really mean it. I will not use the internet for evil; I will not translate that evil into real-life evil.
I will not exploit weaknesses in the system for personal gain - this time. I will not even point out that people are idiots and allow me to exploit weaknesses in the system for personal gain.
I will not be evil, no matter how very, very tempting (and easy!) it would be. I do not want to be arrested. I do not want to be arrested in questionable circumstances that might mean civil time, but might also mean Homeland Security time. I only want to be arrested if I am absolutely certain the nature of the crime I am committing.
I really need to get a job. Idle hands and all that.
PS: Dear Seatac,
I ♥ you lots. You're kind of shitty, but I still ♥ you.
Love,
Me
I will not exploit weaknesses in the system for personal gain - this time. I will not even point out that people are idiots and allow me to exploit weaknesses in the system for personal gain.
I will not be evil, no matter how very, very tempting (and easy!) it would be. I do not want to be arrested. I do not want to be arrested in questionable circumstances that might mean civil time, but might also mean Homeland Security time. I only want to be arrested if I am absolutely certain the nature of the crime I am committing.
I really need to get a job. Idle hands and all that.
PS: Dear Seatac,
I ♥ you lots. You're kind of shitty, but I still ♥ you.
Love,
Me