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[channonyarrow]

Blah blah blah Panic at the Spambot.

Okay, yes, I was able to empathise by thinking about how I would feel if MCR or TAI or CS split. BUT THEN I SAW THIS AND I HURT MYSELF LAUGHING.



Courtesy swear_jar who got it from valerie_z.

In other news, my couch is made of solid evil, and I either need to get a DSL cable, set up the wireless network, or get a new couch. Since my couch looks like it was hacked up by the 70s, I'm not sure any of those options are REALLY appealing, but I bet I could get another $25 couch at Value Village that would be more comfortable for prolonged sitting.

However, it would not look like Shaft's hairball. THIS IS TOTAL FAIL, AMERICA.

Comments

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD YES PETE AND MIKEY. MIKEY WOULD JUST ... LET THE RUG BURN, AND PETE WOULD TOTALLY LET HIM LET IT BURN. I MEAN, COME ON. FORK IN A TOASTER.

I like your last paragraph there, except I feel that the butlers should just be bandboys, who you climb to reach the top shelves.

[stratospherique.livejournal.com]

THE TABLE THE "ROMANTIC" CANDLES WERE ON GOT BUMPED AND THE CANDLES FELL ON THEIR CLOTHES AND THE RUG.

I accept your point. Mmmm. Climbing Bob to get a book. Yum.

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

THAT SEEMS TOO NOT MIKEY. MORE LIKE, MIKEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY CANDLES SO HE DECIDED TO LIGHT THE RUG INSTEAD, AND PETE DIDN'T NOTICE BECAUSE MIKEY WAS ALSO DOING THAT ONE THING WITH HIS FACE, WHERE HE TOTALLY SMILES JUST FOR YOU.

It's a good thing I have a lot of books and a lot of shelves; I'm gonna need a lot of bandboys.

[stratospherique.livejournal.com]

PETE SET IT UP, THAT'S WHY IT IS COMPLETELY DEVOID OF TASTE OR ACTUAL ROMANCE. BUT MIKEY DOES THAT THING WITH HIS FACE ANYWAYS AFTER TAKING OFF HIS disgustingly dirty SHIRT AND PETE IS DISTRACTED.

Oh god this is turning into ridiculous, ludicrous crackfic badsex.

I think this is an admirable life goal, to have many bandboys at your beck and call.

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

PETE IS JUST SO HAPPY THAT THE DISGUSTINGLY-DIRTY SHIRT IS GONE THAT HE DOESN'T NOTICE THAT MIKEY'S JUST LIT THE RUG ON FIRE. BUT IF PETE DIDN'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN, HE SHOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN THOSE CANDLES SHAPED LIKE BODY PARTS, EVEN IF HE THOUGHT THEY'D BE ROMANTIC. THEY WERE SO SEVENTIES, AFTER ALL.

[stratospherique.livejournal.com]

MIKEY'S CHARMED AND WOOED BECAUSE PETE IS APPARENTLY LETTING HIM PLAY WITH FIRE. HE CAN OVERLOOK THE TACKINESS IN THE FACE OF FIRE; CLEARLY PETE WANTED TO GET HIM THE MOST FLAMMABLE STUFF POSSIBLE AS A GESTURE OF LOVE.