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[channonyarrow]

There are few things about Oregon that I have ever liked in my life. However, after getting stuck in Ashland with a bad alternator and tension springy thingy...thing, one that is good is that someone other than either myself or srichard has more brains than either of us. The suggestion worked out well, especially as srichard lost the tread of her tire in Weed, and then we would have been stranded without either car.

No yays for that.

Having completed an exciting midnight hegira to Oakland, we have arrived and immediately started bickering about who is doing what. If you truly want details, look at her journal, for she's the shameless hussy in this room, not me.

Props to everyone who allowed me to bitchslap them, order them around, or talk to them somewhat nicely (as in, I didn't directly want to kill THEM.)

When I get home, which will probably be delayed by a 7.0 earthquake, and then hitting a deer and then getting arrested, I plan to go to my father's mechanic's shop with an automatic weapon...H&K MP5 for preference, but we'll see. They should have seen at least the tension spring. I'd stop by Ashland and firebomb the entire town, but after several important realisations (as a result of much discussion) I've decided that the town can live. However, I have to start cutting back on people that I am only obligated to in life. I may move to Tibet and join a lamasery for a while, but have not decided yet.

At any rate, srichard is sitting here in a towel, the shameless minx, and eating a Camembert sandwich.

So if there's something important that I absolutely must see on your LJ, link me directly, or email me. Otherwise...dude. I'm on thirty comms. I'm not going all the way back to the start.

Oh, and Riley hates me now. I never let her go outside.

Comments

[nematoddity.livejournal.com]

Now, see, I h'ain't never been to Ashland, but we likes Portland just fine. And many other cities around that area. So maybe...it's just you haven't seen the brighter side of the state?

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

Nah, Oregon's good. Unexpected stops in places where you can't take advantage of the town are bad. It was so hot my dog would start panting if we left the hotel room, and I felt terrible for her, so we couldn't leave at all during the day.

[tararaven.livejournal.com]

I am glad you are having fun and not lost your sense of homour! you are being dearly missed, however!!

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

My sense of humour is...very present, actually.

[florahart]

At least you were stuck in Ashland, and not, say, Joseph or Drain. :D

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

It was a kindness. Not sure that Joseph or Drain - or Boring - could have handled srichard and myself. *g*

[graeae.livejournal.com]

*wrinkles nose* Ashland.. ugh. Oregon.. ugh. I'd be all right if you decided to firebomb it.

You do, of course, realize I'm madly curious about how things are going and duly tempted to call.

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

Shall be in tomorrow for a visit, then.

[lzz.livejournal.com]

Not knowing srichard, I couldn't possibly comment on whether or not she is a shameless hussy, but I'm absolutely sure YOU are. This is, of course, a compliment. :-)

Hooray for the copious shagging! I'm glad things are working out...

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

I would assume no less than that it WAS a compliment, especially coming from such a hussy as yourself!

And why do you not have strip pool listed as an interest?

[jkivela.livejournal.com]

I'm happy the car thing got figured out. Happy to help you get to where you can get some :) Enjoy your vacation.

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

Cheeky! Thanks for the well wishes...hopefully, I'll talk to you soon.