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I hate them.
Look, let me make this defensively clear. I hate reading anonymous memes because I hate thinking that they apply to me. If you don't want to read my journal, JUST DEFRIEND IT. Please. It saves us all a lot of time and effort.
The only people that I know about that I will be upset if they do that are people I know in real life, because that tells me there are Problems.
Everyone else...dude. If I bother you, DON'T read the journal. It ain't worth it. And if anyone put up a comment related to me and defriending journals on those anonymous meme things, I expect you to defriend this one asap. No hard feelings; I don't like the thought that you're trying to tell people something anonymously because it will crush everyone in the world with the weight of the angst to actually say that you want to defriend, or you only friended because I friended or whatever.
You are all internet people and as such do not exist. I am an internet person and only exist because I know I do. Otherwise, who looks in the mirror every morning after nearly passing out through the simple act of getting out of bed?
In a random seque, I either have low blood pressure or Marburg. Maybe I have West Nile. Or Ebola.
Look, let me make this defensively clear. I hate reading anonymous memes because I hate thinking that they apply to me. If you don't want to read my journal, JUST DEFRIEND IT. Please. It saves us all a lot of time and effort.
The only people that I know about that I will be upset if they do that are people I know in real life, because that tells me there are Problems.
Everyone else...dude. If I bother you, DON'T read the journal. It ain't worth it. And if anyone put up a comment related to me and defriending journals on those anonymous meme things, I expect you to defriend this one asap. No hard feelings; I don't like the thought that you're trying to tell people something anonymously because it will crush everyone in the world with the weight of the angst to actually say that you want to defriend, or you only friended because I friended or whatever.
You are all internet people and as such do not exist. I am an internet person and only exist because I know I do. Otherwise, who looks in the mirror every morning after nearly passing out through the simple act of getting out of bed?
In a random seque, I either have low blood pressure or Marburg. Maybe I have West Nile. Or Ebola.
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So, no, no question about yours, though I'm glad it's not 1 or 3. But some of the others...I wonder, I really do. I don't like wondering. I like straightforward.
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My thinking is, if you really want to be secretive, make a private entry in your journal.
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But it's indecisive stuff, and when you're as paranoid and defensive as me, you start thinking that all this "I'd defriend you if I had the balls" stuff is directed at you.
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... and now I'm tempted to do exactly that, because I'm bored. But I think one of my housemates just ran over another of my housemates, so I have to go outside and check on that...
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And, uh, I hope none of your housemates die.
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Most likely West Nile; although this year apparently hasn't been so bad.
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Guess I'll have to check WebMD again and see what other really fatal diseases I could have.
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(B) The anonymous memes are all about you. Everyone hates you. Yes.
(C) This entry is as much a load of crap as those anonymous memes, including my own, so chill.
:-P
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Dude, I'm fuckin' with ya.