Anonymous memes

[channonyarrow]

I hate them.

Look, let me make this defensively clear. I hate reading anonymous memes because I hate thinking that they apply to me. If you don't want to read my journal, JUST DEFRIEND IT. Please. It saves us all a lot of time and effort.

The only people that I know about that I will be upset if they do that are people I know in real life, because that tells me there are Problems.

Everyone else...dude. If I bother you, DON'T read the journal. It ain't worth it. And if anyone put up a comment related to me and defriending journals on those anonymous meme things, I expect you to defriend this one asap. No hard feelings; I don't like the thought that you're trying to tell people something anonymously because it will crush everyone in the world with the weight of the angst to actually say that you want to defriend, or you only friended because I friended or whatever.

You are all internet people and as such do not exist. I am an internet person and only exist because I know I do. Otherwise, who looks in the mirror every morning after nearly passing out through the simple act of getting out of bed?

In a random seque, I either have low blood pressure or Marburg. Maybe I have West Nile. Or Ebola.

Comments

*is completely confused*

[elynne.livejournal.com]

... what

Re: *is completely confused*

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

There's one of those "Take fifteen people on your flist and write comments about them" memes going about, where you write things, unaddressed to specific people, that you can say because you're not saying who it's TO. A lot if it is...not exactly hurtful, but I hate guessing things like "OMG, is this person saying they'd like to defriend me, but they don't have the balls to say it to me, or just to defriend me?" I mean, I haven't seen anyone say "I HATE YOU AND WANT YOU TO DIE!", so I wouldn't say it's actually hurtful stuff.

But it's indecisive stuff, and when you're as paranoid and defensive as me, you start thinking that all this "I'd defriend you if I had the balls" stuff is directed at you.

Re: *is completely confused*

[elynne.livejournal.com]

Oh. Yah... that's not one I'd do. Well, I take that back; I might do something like "You just swallowed a gnat. You will be haunted by the revenant of the tiny insect for the rest of your life." and "I can see your house from here!" - random silly stuff.

... and now I'm tempted to do exactly that, because I'm bored. But I think one of my housemates just ran over another of my housemates, so I have to go outside and check on that...

Re: *is completely confused*

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

Ooh, now I totally want to pitch gnat revenants to the RPG team here. DIRE GNATS!

And, uh, I hope none of your housemates die.

Re: *is completely confused*

[elynne.livejournal.com]

Nah, though apparantly some garbage cans got bruised. *eyeroll*