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Good Thanksgiving. Didn't consume much.

Got a copy of PoA for a very late birthday present. The computer fucked up and ate my post on the matter, though, and I really have to get back to work (even though there's NO ONE HERE), so later I shall try to enlighten you all as to why that movie sucks ass. It's terrible, really.

And hopefully I'll enlighten myself on what the reflections mean. Because if you count, there's like five instances of Harry staring at a reflection of himself.

Although the eyecandy is good.

There's literally no one here.

And tomorrow I go to visit my grandmother for the first time in seventeen years. Woo.

EDIT: This one's actually funny.

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I need this.

You don't want to look if you don't share my fetish for rent boys.

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I think I'm going to sue the government. I, of course, don't qualify for discounts for dental care (any more than I do for medical care), but I have at least one broken tooth (possibly two, unless I somehow had the world's longest-lasting piece of organic matter stuck between my teeth, as in, it was there for several months, no matter what I did), and, at a rough guess, five cavities, two of which I've visually confirmed.

That's what I can feel and see. God knows what the rest of it looks like.

But it would be $160 to get a checkup to tell me things I already know and figure out a treatment plan (rip out my teeth and start over with plates would probably be the best idea), and the first person to think that I have a spare $160 laying around can kiss my ass.

So my options seem to be:
1) Quit my job entirely and go on Medicaid/unemployment. (Except that I won't qualify for unemployment for another four months)
2) Get married to some lowlife scum who doesn't have a job.
3) Have a baby or five so that I have dependents.
4) Let my teeth rot out of my head until such time as I have dental care, which may be May, and may be never, and hope that I can afford the out of pocket at that time.
5) Get a pair of pliers and pull them all out, then demand to get plates.
6) Sue the government for failing to provide health insurance to its citizens, in light of the fact that the economy is NOT RECOVERING, and in fact sucks so badly that I will not likely have a job in February.
6-sub-a) Sue the government, in addition, for dental care based on the fact that one of the things they're considering with the new tax bill is the removal of employer tax breaks for providing health insurance to their workers.
7) Move to a country that provides such things and do what I have to to get it.
8) Kill myself before my teeth can rot any faster.

Oh, and new glasses would be nice too, but that's a modest four hundred dollars or so. I think I'm going to have to hope to fuck that I don't wind up working every day in December and look for a weekend part time job so that I can at least start saving some money for this stuff.

Because god knows no one's going to do it for me.

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Often when I go to check my flist, I'm at something like "skip-120" before I'm done with the list, especially if it's been between 24 and 36 hours since I last checked it, or if it's a Monday, since that's the day rightclicklick issues their new weekly challenges.

So why has no one updated their journals today? We can't all be stuffed. There are lots of people on my flist who aren't American and have no excuse.

Jesus, you're all shopping, aren't you?

Suckers.

Seriously, the one day I'm stuck at work with lots of time to check email and etc, and no one's updating?

Boo.

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I'm not going to link the person in question, but perusing a moderate-nemesis' journal, I notice, in the middle of a meme, featuring this question and answer.

"-if you could live anywhere in the world, where: Britain, near the city"

Because, you know, there's only ONE CITY IN BRITAIN, AND IT'S JUST ALL RURAL OTHER THAN THAT, OMG LOOK AT THE COW IN THE FIELD THERE.

*beats perpetrator of bastard geography senseless with a backhoe*

Jesus, the American education system is to laugh at.

Yeah, I spam when I'm bored.

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Worst. Card. Name. EVER.

"General Dark Fiend".

Look for it in your DuelMasters Alpha Set!

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JESUS SHIT THIS IS SCARY

Oh brave new world that has such dumb fucks in it.