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I am so completely crap at writing the activation of a time travel device, frankly, that it's a bit embarrassing. You'd think I'd been asked to evaluate the special relativity theory for its adherence to Kabbalah teachings and was just sort of flailing about like this: kslgjslkjwel;kjewlejgws.

In other news, I bought a can opener, because my can opener is actually an early warning sign for the Apocalypse. I call it Clancy.