Dear Harry, Snape, Terry, Ollivander, Ajeya and Goyle:

You guys are really starting to piss me off. For specific reasons.

Harry: QUIT KILLING PEOPLE. It's WRONG! You don't LIKE it! And if you do, QUIT ADMITTING IT! You'll get killed, you idiot! Bad Dark Lord in waiting! Bad!

Snape: Look, Millicent trusts you. Great. That doesn't mean you should bend over backwards for her! Marry Pansy? Why, god, why? Bad spy! Bad!

Terry: Keep your cock in your pants! Just because Luna said you could shag other people DOES NOT MEAN you may shag Firenze! He's Snape's boyfriend! Do you have a death wish? Why couldn't you get it out of your system when you were in Dublin?!? Or a vampire!?! Bad junkie whore! Bad!

Ollivander: You ARE NOT Dumbledore reborn. I KILLED HIM FOR A REASON, HOR. Quit fucking twinkling! And you're evil! So shut up! Bad evil mastermind! Bad!

Ajeya: No more guilt. You didn't kill Crabbe. Just...go shag Charlie or something. Bad guilty Auror! Bad!

Goyle: Hurry up and die! Please! Blow up Diagon! Please! Bad minion! Bad!

No love,
Cass

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Thanks for the link. I'm going to start reading the posts on cw and I'll give you an answer after the "end of high school rush", ok? (I finish school next friday.)

Oh, yay! It's been a while I wanted to talk to you. Have a nice time at HP!
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