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[channonyarrow]

Blah blah blah Panic at the Spambot.

Okay, yes, I was able to empathise by thinking about how I would feel if MCR or TAI or CS split. BUT THEN I SAW THIS AND I HURT MYSELF LAUGHING.



Courtesy swear_jar who got it from valerie_z.

In other news, my couch is made of solid evil, and I either need to get a DSL cable, set up the wireless network, or get a new couch. Since my couch looks like it was hacked up by the 70s, I'm not sure any of those options are REALLY appealing, but I bet I could get another $25 couch at Value Village that would be more comfortable for prolonged sitting.

However, it would not look like Shaft's hairball. THIS IS TOTAL FAIL, AMERICA.

Comments

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

DUDE YOU HAVE TO WRITE THAT YOU HAVE TO YOU HAVE TO. IT'S WRITTEN IN THE BIBLE SOMEWHERE, IT'S THE ELEVENTH COMMANDMENT.

I know what you mean. I can't cope with the people who think that decorating consists of leaving up the picture that the last tenant left behind. I love having furniture so much. I would not be able to leave my apartment in a hurry.

[stratospherique.livejournal.com]

I MAY HAVE TO IF I CAN JUST DECIDE WHO IS FAILING AT SEXYTIMES.

I couldn't even sleep in my DORM until I put up ten posters and had gargoyles and flowers and all sorts of things up because the walls were BEIGE. INDUSTRIAL BEIGE. With BEIGE LINO FLOORS and BROWN BROKEN BLINDS. The apartment? BEIGE. FUCKING BEIGE.

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

WELL, YOU DO HAVE THAT FRANKBUTT.

Yeah, no kidding. Beige is EVIL. My biggest motivation for someday buying a house is the thought of decorating it. OMG, it will be FUCKING EPIC. I'm thinking one jewel-toned wall in the living room, and, like, contact-paper (or paint, fuck, it'll be my house) words on the others, and ... yeah, EPIC.

Also, I want a waterfall. And an indoor garden. And a tower.

[stratospherique.livejournal.com]

I AM THINKING EITHER BOB/FRANK OR PETE AND MIKEY. I'd do KH but they all come across as competant enough to not do something that fail.

Beige isn't evil, it is OF SATAN. I hate beige more than I hate PINK. God I cannot wait to have a place to decorate where I can paint and wallpaper and have furniture that doesn't come from under the house, and DISHES. I COVET DISHES AND SILVERWARE AND COOKWARE.

I feel you on the tower, and also perhaps a spiral staircase I can sweep up and down on in an EPIC dress. But the tower has to have a library in it, with big squishy dark leather wingchairs and butlers who look like bandboys to climb ladders and get top shelf books for me.

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD YES PETE AND MIKEY. MIKEY WOULD JUST ... LET THE RUG BURN, AND PETE WOULD TOTALLY LET HIM LET IT BURN. I MEAN, COME ON. FORK IN A TOASTER.

I like your last paragraph there, except I feel that the butlers should just be bandboys, who you climb to reach the top shelves.

[stratospherique.livejournal.com]

THE TABLE THE "ROMANTIC" CANDLES WERE ON GOT BUMPED AND THE CANDLES FELL ON THEIR CLOTHES AND THE RUG.

I accept your point. Mmmm. Climbing Bob to get a book. Yum.

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

THAT SEEMS TOO NOT MIKEY. MORE LIKE, MIKEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY CANDLES SO HE DECIDED TO LIGHT THE RUG INSTEAD, AND PETE DIDN'T NOTICE BECAUSE MIKEY WAS ALSO DOING THAT ONE THING WITH HIS FACE, WHERE HE TOTALLY SMILES JUST FOR YOU.

It's a good thing I have a lot of books and a lot of shelves; I'm gonna need a lot of bandboys.

[stratospherique.livejournal.com]

PETE SET IT UP, THAT'S WHY IT IS COMPLETELY DEVOID OF TASTE OR ACTUAL ROMANCE. BUT MIKEY DOES THAT THING WITH HIS FACE ANYWAYS AFTER TAKING OFF HIS disgustingly dirty SHIRT AND PETE IS DISTRACTED.

Oh god this is turning into ridiculous, ludicrous crackfic badsex.

I think this is an admirable life goal, to have many bandboys at your beck and call.

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

PETE IS JUST SO HAPPY THAT THE DISGUSTINGLY-DIRTY SHIRT IS GONE THAT HE DOESN'T NOTICE THAT MIKEY'S JUST LIT THE RUG ON FIRE. BUT IF PETE DIDN'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN, HE SHOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN THOSE CANDLES SHAPED LIKE BODY PARTS, EVEN IF HE THOUGHT THEY'D BE ROMANTIC. THEY WERE SO SEVENTIES, AFTER ALL.

[stratospherique.livejournal.com]

MIKEY'S CHARMED AND WOOED BECAUSE PETE IS APPARENTLY LETTING HIM PLAY WITH FIRE. HE CAN OVERLOOK THE TACKINESS IN THE FACE OF FIRE; CLEARLY PETE WANTED TO GET HIM THE MOST FLAMMABLE STUFF POSSIBLE AS A GESTURE OF LOVE.