Open letter to my characters

[channonyarrow]

Dear Harry, Snape, Terry, Ollivander, Ajeya and Goyle:

You guys are really starting to piss me off. For specific reasons.

Harry: QUIT KILLING PEOPLE. It's WRONG! You don't LIKE it! And if you do, QUIT ADMITTING IT! You'll get killed, you idiot! Bad Dark Lord in waiting! Bad!

Snape: Look, Millicent trusts you. Great. That doesn't mean you should bend over backwards for her! Marry Pansy? Why, god, why? Bad spy! Bad!

Terry: Keep your cock in your pants! Just because Luna said you could shag other people DOES NOT MEAN you may shag Firenze! He's Snape's boyfriend! Do you have a death wish? Why couldn't you get it out of your system when you were in Dublin?!? Or a vampire!?! Bad junkie whore! Bad!

Ollivander: You ARE NOT Dumbledore reborn. I KILLED HIM FOR A REASON, HOR. Quit fucking twinkling! And you're evil! So shut up! Bad evil mastermind! Bad!

Ajeya: No more guilt. You didn't kill Crabbe. Just...go shag Charlie or something. Bad guilty Auror! Bad!

Goyle: Hurry up and die! Please! Blow up Diagon! Please! Bad minion! Bad!

No love,
Cass

Comments

[orionnoire.livejournal.com]

Wow. You thought of asking me?! *blushes* (I'm such a whore *sigh*)

What characters are left? I only saw a list of those taken and can't really think of any other I'd be any good at. I'm not saying yes, yet, I want to read more of the cw lj first. (will give you an answer very soon).

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

Er. I'm trying to think what's taken. Basically, there's a lot left in the Lexicon, but the majors are probably all taken. Although we might be able to work a deal with someone wanting to retire a char at the end of the war. And I have a suspicion that a couple of the well knowns are coming open soon.

I'll plan to be on this weekend (Tomorrow's out due to HP and drinking) and we can shat? Since I've been meaning to catch up and all!

[tararaven.livejournal.com]

Offer her Charlie!!!

Not that I WANT to get rid of him, but he needs to be explored and I have enough to do with Ron and Ros, really!!

Offer ther Charlie and then you two could shag. Well, granted - it doesn't matter which character she's take, Terry would even shag a garden gnome, but still....

[orionnoire.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the link. I'm going to start reading the posts on cw and I'll give you an answer after the "end of high school rush", ok? (I finish school next friday.)

Oh, yay! It's been a while I wanted to talk to you. Have a nice time at HP!

[graeae.livejournal.com]

Join... join... join us....

What characters you interested in? You'd be surprised what you can do with the minor ones. *winks*

[orionnoire.livejournal.com]

I don't really know, I'll have to see what's going on with the characters first, I guess. *hops off to read cw*

Thanks! *winks back*